Jon Stewart summed it up with his response to Larry King’s question:  

In Larry King’s interview with Jon Stewart, Larry asked him about the primaries.  Jon had this line that just has to be shared.

Larry asked Jon if America was ready for a woman or a black president.

Jon looked at him quizzically and said  ’This is such a non-question … Did anyone ask us in
2000 if Americans were ready for a MORON ?

Here’s Some Historical (Hysterical) Quotes From George W.

‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’
                   - George W. Bush

‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’ 
              - George W. Bush

‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.’

               -George W. Bush

‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.’
             - George W. Bush

‘The future will be better tomorrow.’
                - George W. Bush

‘We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.’
               - George W. Bush

‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.’
              - George W Bush

‘We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe ‘
              - George W. Bush

‘Public speaking is very easy.’
              - George W. Bush

‘A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.’
              – George W. Bush

“I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.”
              -George Bush

‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’
              - George W. Bush

‘For NASA, space is still a high priority.’
              -George W. Bush

‘Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.’ 
            -George W. Bush

‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’
             - George W. Bush